{"id":523,"date":"2026-05-22T23:08:18","date_gmt":"2026-05-22T23:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/relocationobserver.com\/?p=523"},"modified":"2026-05-22T23:08:18","modified_gmt":"2026-05-22T23:08:18","slug":"dutton-ranch-episode-3-rips-cattle-might-be-ruined-by-anti-vaxxers-and-carter-avoids-getting-murdered-after-peeing-on-a-truck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/relocationobserver.com\/?p=523","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Dutton Ranch\u2019 Episode 3: Rip\u2019s Cattle Might Be Ruined by Anti-Vaxxers and Carter Avoids Getting Murdered After Peeing on a Truck"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<!-- do not apply CSS styles to this element! --><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\n<strong><em>SPOILER ALERT:\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><em>This post contains spoilers from the third episode of \u201cDutton Ranch,\u201d \u201cAct of God Business,\u201d which is now streaming on Paramount+.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/relocationobserver.com\/?p=519\">Zach Braff on Keeping the \u2018Scrubs\u2019 Revival Grounded and Appealing to Its Passionate Fan Base: \u2018There Was a Lot of Pressure\u2019<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\n\tAfter last week\u2019s pair of series premiere episodes, we\u2019re deep into the thick of this season\u2019s action. Rip (Cole Hauser) has already buried a man and isn\u2019t being honest with Beth (Kelly Reilly) about it, the Jackson clan can\u2019t mind their own business, and Carter (Finn Little) will definitely turn into a men\u2019s rights activist if women don\u2019t stop playing with his emotions. Buckle up for this week\u2019s return to the ranch!<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/relocationobserver.com\/?p=517\">Emmys: Outstanding Variety Series \u2014 The New Rules That Could Produce Four Winners and a Potential \u2018SNL\u2019 Snub<\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<ul>\n<li>Wow, Beth and Rip have a tiny bed! I thought everything was bigger in Texas?<\/li>\n<li>Beulah (Bening) is welcome to give my eulogy anytime. She\u2019s a pro!<\/li>\n<li>Ooh, what is the history between Beulah and Everett (Ed Harris)?!? Major graveyard flirt alert!<\/li>\n<li>Damn, this steak looks good.<\/li>\n<li>Why does this Sheriff Wade (Josh Stewart) think he can take the upper hand with Beulah? What a moron!<\/li>\n<li>Ugh, Carter, why are you still trying to get with Oreana (Natalie Alyn Lind) after last week\u2019s episode? And she\u2019s dragging you into <em>more<\/em> drama with Hoyt (Kyle James).<\/li>\n<li>I would never know how to do business like Beth does business. Is this how food vendors get connected with restaurants? Is this how <em>anything<\/em> works?<\/li>\n<li>Uh oh, foot-and-mouth disease might run through Rip\u2019s herd. More surprisingly, the first thing Everett does is blame anti-vaxxers, and Rip just nods along. For the second week in a row, I ask: Has Rip gone <em>woke<\/em>?!?<\/li>\n<li>Carter, focus on high school, not the sexual antics of twenty-somethings. Peeing on that truck looked fun, but it\u2019s not worth getting shot to death over.<\/li>\n<li>Whoa, Anna Dupree (Dale Dickey) means business! Rip really talked her down from killing Zachariah (Marc Menchaca).<\/li>\n<li>Eek, Zachariah killed Terry Jane by throwing his truck in reverse and accidentally backing over her? Yikes!<\/li>\n<li>How often do you think these groups of cowboys start kissing after sitting around the campfire for hours? It\u2019d be something to do \u2026 they don\u2019t have TikTok or anything \u2026<\/li>\n<li>Joaquin (Juan Pablo Raba) versus Beth is a good clash, but the scene was too short! More tension-filled drinks!<\/li>\n<li>Oreana continues to be such a bad influence on a high schooler. 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